"There was a gentleman who hiccupped. It started just like that. He was having a roll and butter for breakfast, and then it came. Hiccups. Hiccups. HICCUP." And he didn't stop. It hiccupped during the day, it hiccupped at night, it hiccupped when he ate, it hiccupped when he peed and when he slept. He made a nice business out of hiccupping. Then he got old and died.
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